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about the PG trust fund.
a short introduction to our foundation
i've been a huge oasis fan all my life. i've loved them from definitely maybe, to heathen chemistry. to be more accurate, just noel and liam. they're adorable. but the music is shit. and how can we expect them to get by, when this generation of wankers stops buying their albums? i've given it careful thought, and i've decided to take matters onto myself, and start collecting money for when the inevitable happens. i mean, how could anyone who poses for a photo like someone who has just been released on bail get anywhere? because of people like me. so please, the more you give, that's an extra copy of 'mayfair' for the gallagher brothers
what else can i do?
if you have any, add some heart warming lines about brothers being separated and being sent as slaves to africa. cos that's what awaits them if we don't take drastic action!
a little about us.
since all of yesterday, the versioning genius behind this trust fund and myself have devoted about twenty minutes to protecting two of britains greatest treasures. the gallachers. without their cuddly scarred foreheads, quaint accents and drunken fights appearing in our newspapers, britain would truly be all at sea. but on paper, these 'gallachers' would seem like common yobs, you may be thinking. but youd be wrong. they have done something truly exceptional. they have managed to do something new order accomplished years ago, uniting 'music fans' and football holligans alike, and providing the uk's binge drinking culture with its national anthem, oasis truly are the cream of the crop when it comes to modern british music. we only thank god that the spice girls came along when they did. so from all of us at PG, we thank you. please give generously. all you need to do is head to 'the book' and make a comment, or give us your credit card details. we'll do the rest.
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